Silly Things to Buy

I started this list, privately, to jot down ideas for things I'd like to get when I have money. They are all silly. I decided to make the list public so we could laugh about them together.

Updated 2013-01-31

(Do not buy these things for me, I have very particular tastes.)

• Captain's hat
• Sextant
• Telescope
• Space Jumpsuit
• Doctor's labcoat
• Briefcase (for sandwiches)
• Partyometer (link)
• Doomsday Device
• Gun that shoots confetti
• Make a Flag
• ID card / Laminator
• Old Globe Minibar
• Old World Map
• Inflatable Pool
• Ball Pit
• Treasure Chest
• Giant self portrait (painted?)
• Napoleon outfit and stick pusher thing (link)
• Cowboy Hat
• Bathtub bed
• Snake in a Can (I need more)
• Security Uniform + Badge
• Reciept Printer
• Green Laser Pointer (50 mW)
• Book Shelf Secret Switch (using lamp chain pull)
• Golf bag with only a Putter
• Mini-Golf Rug
• Sword Cane
• Shakespeare Bust
• Red Batphone
• Internet on a Pedestal (link)
• Lucha Libre Mask (link)
• Robot Vacuum
• Grappling Hook
• Hand and Foot Climbing Claws
• Book Safe (link link)
• LED Matrix ticker
• Phone booth / ATM / computer kiosk / rackmount monitor & keyboard
• Vending Machine
• Handcuffs
• Cigarette case (for lollipops)
• Chef's hat
• Fairy in a Bottle from Zelda
• Jar of Radioactive Spiders
• Jar of Wifi
• Giant scissors
• Batarangs
• Reserved triangle and doorknob thing
• Art History book
• Hilarious certificates and trophies
• Men's pajamas that look like a dress shirt
• Pokemon Badges / Ace Attorney Badge
• Painting that just says "ART"
• Black turtleneck and gloves (for B&Es)
• Gun Cabinet for video game equipment
• Party Roulette Water Balloon Game (link link)
• Manty Hose (link link link)
• Emergency Button rewired for other uses (link link)
• Spandex Superhero Costume from Bonhoo (link)
• Sticky Hands
• Gold Skull (link link)
• Faceted Crystal Sphere (link link)
• Bat Belt (link)
• Wax Seal
• Senzu Beans
• Winter Friends Wish (link link)