Silly Things to Buy

I started this list, privately, to jot down ideas for things I'd like to get when I have money. They are all silly. I decided to make the list public so we could laugh about them together.

Updated 2013-01-31

(Do not buy these things for me, I have very particular tastes.)

  • Captain's hat
  • Sextant
  • Telescope
  • Space Jumpsuit
  • Doctor's labcoat
  • Briefcase (for sandwiches)
  • Partyometer (link)
  • Doomsday Device
  • Gun that shoots confetti
  • Make a Flag
  • ID card / Laminator
  • Old Globe Minibar
  • Old World Map
  • Inflatable Pool
  • Ball Pit
  • Treasure Chest
  • Giant self portrait (painted?)
  • Napoleon outfit and stick pusher thing (link)
  • Cowboy Hat
  • Bathtub bed
  • Snake in a Can (I need more)
  • Security Uniform + Badge
  • Reciept Printer
  • Green Laser Pointer (50 mW)
  • Book Shelf Secret Switch (using lamp chain pull)
  • Golf bag with only a Putter
  • Mini-Golf Rug
  • Sword Cane
  • Shakespeare Bust
  • Red Batphone
  • Internet on a Pedestal (link)
  • Lucha Libre Mask (link)
  • Robot Vacuum
  • Grappling Hook
  • Hand and Foot Climbing Claws
  • Book Safe (link link)
  • LED Matrix ticker
  • Phone booth / ATM / computer kiosk / rackmount monitor & keyboard
  • Vending Machine
  • Handcuffs
  • Cigarette case (for lollipops)
  • Chef's hat
  • Fairy in a Bottle from Zelda
  • Jar of Radioactive Spiders
  • Jar of Wifi
  • Giant scissors
  • Batarangs
  • Reserved triangle and doorknob thing
  • Art History book
  • Hilarious certificates and trophies
  • Men's pajamas that look like a dress shirt
  • Pokemon Badges / Ace Attorney Badge
  • Painting that just says "ART"
  • Black turtleneck and gloves (for B&Es)
  • Gun Cabinet for video game equipment
  • Party Roulette Water Balloon Game (link link)
  • Manty Hose (link link link)
  • Emergency Button rewired for other uses (link link)
  • Spandex Superhero Costume from Bonhoo (link)
  • Sticky Hands
  • Gold Skull (link link)
  • Faceted Crystal Sphere (link link)
  • Bat Belt (link)
  • Wax Seal
  • Senzu Beans
  • Winter Friends Wish (link link)

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